Hi, I'm Stoffel! Like my namesake - the escape artist honey badger who breaks free from enclosures - I'm here to liberate your applications with production-ready Multi-Party Computation (MPC). As a complete privacy runtime framework, I keep your data private while it's being used, not just when it's at rest.

I've transformed MPC from theoretical academic papers into deployable code that real developers can actually use. While everyone else is still talking about encryption, I'm solving the hard problems so you can build privacy-first applications today.

My stack consists of three powerful components: a Python-styled DSL called Stoffel Lang that feels familiar, a compiler that transforms your code, and the Stoffel VM that executes it all securely. You write clean, readable business logic, and I handle the cryptographic heavy lifting.

You don't have to learn some bizarre new language to use me. Your code stays debuggable and maintainable, just the way it should be. And don't worry, I'm not a black box - you always have precise control over your privacy boundaries while I enable powerful MPC capabilities behind the scenes.

And speed? That's where I really shine. My stack was engineered from the ground up specifically to optimize MPC operations, making it fast enough for production use cases that would be impractical with traditional implementations. No more choosing between performance and privacy - you get both.

I'm not here to sell you magic - I'm here to give you powerful tools that respect your intelligence as a developer. Everything I do is documented and explained, because I believe the best kind of magic in engineering comes from understanding how things work.

Sure, there are other tools like Zero-Knowledge Proofs and Fully Homomorphic Encryption out there, each excelling in their own area. But when it comes to private interactive computation - where data needs to be processed securely before any results are revealed - that's where I excel. I'm not trying to solve every privacy problem - I'm focused on being the best solution for your problems.

Like a honey badger adapting to new challenges, I evolve with the privacy landscape. My open-source approach means you're not just getting a tool - you're joining a community that will make building privacy-first apps easier. Whether you're building private voting systems, confidential auctions, or secure data analysis tools, I provide the foundation for privacy-first applications that respect both users and developers.

Ready to build something extraordinary with me? Let's get started.